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Permalink Reply by Brad Canaday on July 1, 2009 at 6:44pm

Wow, witty retort Einstein. I also appreciate your creative syntax. You sure showed me. I am no match for you. Asshole!!!

It's All A Game said:

is your Blackberry stuck up your ASSHOLE? I guess not your brain is taking up space..

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Permalink Reply by Brad Canaday on July 1, 2009 at 10:10pm

Shammy...Are you always funny? I didn't realize that I had to always be funny on this site. I will try to step up my game.

WildcatShamrock said:

Brad, this wasn't even funny. Sorry man. Try again.

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Permalink Reply by champsRus on July 2, 2009 at 10:26am

That only says that he was the typical "asshole" UL fans!!!...Well unlike most UL fans, at least he knows it. : )

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Permalink Reply by Brad Canaday on July 2, 2009 at 12:25pm

Well,
Let's face it. We can all get out of place occasionally on this site. But isn't that a part of why we do this? It's kind of fun being a moron once in awhile.

WildcatShamrock said:

If humor wasn't your goal with this thread, then what was? Seems like CardsRule's hysterical outburst was a bit out of place, huh?

Brad Canaday said:

Shammy...Are you always funny? I didn't realize that I had to always be funny on this site. I will try to step up my game.

WildcatShamrock said:

Brad, this wasn't even funny. Sorry man. Try again.

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Permalink Reply by Shawn Duncan on August 24, 2009 at 2:11pm

I'd much rather be known as an asshole than a supporter of baby murder. Being known as an asshole comes with the territory when you're a fan of the best college basketball program of all time. This is the same reason that everyone thinks Yankee fans are assholes. I'm sure there are a lot of people who think Michigan, Ohio St, and Alabama football fans are assholes. There are a lot of people who think Laker and Celtics fans are assholes. When you root for such an overwhelming loser like the University of Louisville, you can't help but think that big brother up the road is an asshole. Like I said though, at least we aren't supporting the murder of a human life. Now that's what I call a true ASSHOLE........

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Permalink Reply by D.Neal on August 24, 2009 at 5:54pm

Of all the posts I have read on this site, I am 100% convinced of ONE thing......... Saint Shawn is the KING OF "ASSHOLES"

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Permalink Reply by Brad Canaday on August 24, 2009 at 6:53pm

Shawn, I would like to respond to you with an appropriate salutation to honor you and pay you the respect you seek and deserve.
Yes, your Assholiness!!!

Shawn Duncan said:

I'd much rather be known as an asshole than a supporter of baby murder. Being known as an asshole comes with the territory when you're a fan of the best college basketball program of all time. This is the same reason that everyone thinks Yankee fans are assholes. I'm sure there are a lot of people who think Michigan, Ohio St, and Alabama football fans are assholes. There are a lot of people who think Laker and Celtics fans are assholes. When you root for such an overwhelming loser like the University of Louisville, you can't help but think that big brother up the road is an asshole. Like I said though, at least we aren't supporting the murder of a human life. Now that's what I call a true ASSHOLE........

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Permalink Reply by larrywb59 on August 24, 2009 at 8:46pm

So,
I was sitting on a TARC bench the other day, checking out this Missed calls on my Brick phone. There was a guy sitting at the other end of the bench. He was obviously very Low class and Trashy. I put down my Brick Phone and exclaimed, "all UL fans are assholes." He said "sir, I Resemble that remark." I said "I'm sorry, are you a UL fan?" He said, "No, I'm an asshole!!! that is waiting for my welfare check"

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Permalink Reply by Brad Canaday on August 24, 2009 at 11:01pm

Wow...Larry,
I totally appreciate someone taking a joke and making it their own. But you are not funny. At all. I also suspect that you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I can not discern whom, in your scenario, is the more pitiable of the two. You, with your brick phone, sitting on the same TARC bench waiting for the same bus, or this unfortunate welfare recipient. I suspect the former. I have no evidence of the latter's ignorance.

larrywb59 said:

So,
I was sitting on a TARC bench the other day, checking out this Missed calls on my Brick phone. There was a guy sitting at the other end of the bench. He was obviously very Low class and Trashy. I put down my Brick Phone and exclaimed, "all UL fans are assholes." He said "sir, I Resemble that remark." I said "I'm sorry, are you a UL fan?" He said, "No, I'm an asshole!!! that is waiting for my welfare check"

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Permalink Reply by Shawn Duncan on August 24, 2009 at 11:23pm

LOL. It's nice to see a cards fan with a sense of humor. It's refreshing to see a response that doesn't include your address, phone number, or invitation for a fight. It's all in good fun fellows. Some of you guys really need to lighten up and get a sense of humor. I mean honestly, did you guys think there wouldn't be trash talked about Pitino's "indiscretions"?

Brad Canaday said:

Shawn, I would like to respond to you with an appropriate salutation to honor you and pay you the respect you seek and deserve.
Yes, your Assholiness!!!

Shawn Duncan said:

I'd much rather be known as an asshole than a supporter of baby murder. Being known as an asshole comes with the territory when you're a fan of the best college basketball program of all time. This is the same reason that everyone thinks Yankee fans are assholes. I'm sure there are a lot of people who think Michigan, Ohio St, and Alabama football fans are assholes. There are a lot of people who think Laker and Celtics fans are assholes. When you root for such an overwhelming loser like the University of Louisville, you can't help but think that big brother up the road is an asshole. Like I said though, at least we aren't supporting the murder of a human life. Now that's what I call a true ASSHOLE........

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Permalink Reply by larrywb59 on August 25, 2009 at 5:43am

this was to show you how nonhumorous the original joke was, and in very bad taste also, so please let's leave the stand up comedy to the professionals lmao

Brad Canaday said:

Wow...Larry,
I totally appreciate someone taking a joke and making it their own. But you are not funny. At all. I also suspect that you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I can not discern whom, in your scenario, is the more pitiable of the two. You, with your brick phone, sitting on the same TARC bench waiting for the same bus, or this unfortunate welfare recipient. I suspect the former. I have no evidence of the latter's ignorance.

larrywb59 said:

So,
I was sitting on a TARC bench the other day, checking out this Missed calls on my Brick phone. There was a guy sitting at the other end of the bench. He was obviously very Low class and Trashy. I put down my Brick Phone and exclaimed, "all UL fans are assholes." He said "sir, I Resemble that remark." I said "I'm sorry, are you a UL fan?" He said, "No, I'm an asshole!!! that is waiting for my welfare check"

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Permalink Reply by Brad Canaday on August 25, 2009 at 11:00pm

Shawn,
Football is coming on...Then basketball. I look forward to jousting with you. Let the good times roll!!!

Shawn Duncan said:

LOL. It's nice to see a cards fan with a sense of humor. It's refreshing to see a response that doesn't include your address, phone number, or invitation for a fight. It's all in good fun fellows. Some of you guys really need to lighten up and get a sense of humor. I mean honestly, did you guys think there wouldn't be trash talked about Pitino's "indiscretions"?

Brad Canaday said:

Shawn, I would like to respond to you with an appropriate salutation to honor you and pay you the respect you seek and deserve.
Yes, your Assholiness!!!

Shawn Duncan said:

I'd much rather be known as an asshole than a supporter of baby murder. Being known as an asshole comes with the territory when you're a fan of the best college basketball program of all time. This is the same reason that everyone thinks Yankee fans are assholes. I'm sure there are a lot of people who think Michigan, Ohio St, and Alabama football fans are assholes. There are a lot of people who think Laker and Celtics fans are assholes. When you root for such an overwhelming loser like the University of Louisville, you can't help but think that big brother up the road is an asshole. Like I said though, at least we aren't supporting the murder of a human life. Now that's what I call a true ASSHOLE........

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